Holy COW! That's hilarious! Send to photos of the weapon. Just wondering what it was.
Well, it sounds like you have enough to deal with. And yes, you ARE lucky you're employable. I've been looking for a job for months, but can't find one. I have an MBA, Real Estate License, Project Management Professional certification (almost, just have to take the exam), etc, and I can't get a job. Love my America!