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Because I didn't k...... No wait, I did......
Because I did let that guy in the next lane get aw... No wait I didn't......
Because I didn't put the.... no wait, I did.......
Because I did offer some help to the lad....... No wait, I didn't.....
Hhhmmmmm, I didn't know there was going to be a test today........ Or I would have done something to earn a peace prize.... Wait, King barrack the Almighty didn't do anything, so shouldn't I get one too??!!
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"Lead paint chips are chewy and sweet."
"Double Secret Agent 00019 of the Herd"
"Official Herd Short Bus Driver"
"It's not my fault those women posed nude, but it would be an insult not to look at them now..... "
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in." H. Simpson
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