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Because I didn't k...... No wait, I did......
Because I did let that guy in the next lane get aw... No wait I didn't......
Because I didn't put the.... no wait, I did.......
Because I did offer some help to the lad....... No wait, I didn't.....
Hhhmmmmm, I didn't know there was going to be a test today........ Or I would have done something to earn a peace prize.... Wait, King barrack the Almighty didn't do anything, so shouldn't I get one too??!!
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"Lead paint chips are chewy and sweet..... "
"Double Secret Agent 00019......"
"Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head....."
"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery..... "
"She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still....."
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in." H. Simpson
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