Tits are nothing but a nipple-stand. I mean, what the fluck good is a snorkle without a good mouthpiece?
If you run naked around a tree at approximately 87mph, there's a very real possibility of fu(k!ng yourself...
I got these lines in my face, tryin' to straighten out the wrinkles in my life... Ramblin' Jack Elliot/Guy Clark
The sweet bird of youth, was sittin' on my shoulder yesterday, but she's always changin' partners and I always knew she'd up and fly away... Larry Mahan/Guy Clark
Vaya con Dios, Rick "Rubberdown" Massey ~ May you rest in eternal peace