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Old 05-16-2011, 09:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Might Be A Yuppie Biker If:

If you drink cappuccino instead of beer
If you can't figure out why the battery on your new bike won't stay charged
If your trailer has more miles on it than your bike
If your leathers still have creases
If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers
If you move your bike and the grass is brown under the wheels
If your tattoos wash off
If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome
If you have never kick started a bike before
If you buy bikes as investments
If you wear a full face helmet
If you wear a full helmet

If you wear a half helmet

If you wear a helmet
If you wear earplugs
If you really believe that there are bikes that come customized from the factory
If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golf balls and a toilet seat
If your Harley shirt has a collar
If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you
If you don't ride in the rain
If you think the TV show "Renegade" is cool
If you can't find your oil filter
If you think any motorcycle is too loud
If your ponytail comes off with your cap
If you leave your garage door open just so people can see your bike
If you need a biker lingo book
If you're a HOG member and think you're an outlaw
If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "Bro"
If you stop 30 miles from Sturgis to unload your bike so you can ride in
If you think the models in the catalogs are what bikers are suppose to look like
If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like
If real bikers scare you
If you paint your office nick-name (like EasyRider or Bad-Ass) on your Bell open face helmet

If you paid for your new FXSTC in 24 months or less.
If you complained about the "smell and fumes" near the back of your last group ride.
If you won't ride unless it's a group ride.
If everyone on your last group ride works at your law firm, or plays golf with you.
If you've ever said "Isn't it too cold/wet/hot/dry/dark to ride?"
You carry a camcorder instead of a knife

If your saddlebags have a special pocket for your cell phone

You read this page & say hey I do that!
You put newspaper under your scoot to catch da drippings.
Bikers check out your scoot & say man dat boys got way to much money!
If your jeans are clean, in fact if any spot on you is clean.
You think fringe is a mandatory accessory on your leathers.
You try to look like a biker.
You try to act like a biker.
You've ever stopped at a red light & forgot to put a foot down (sober).
You run into the Bros & they say: "Hey lets go here", and you have to call home to check first.
You carry a phone just in case you MIGHT break down!
You think a chain is something you wear around your neck.
You think a missing link is a human race thing.
If bikers give you a nickname something like PUD and you think its cool.
If you read this page & get pissed!!!

You ride a Harley and drive a toyota.
You have ever ridden with a tie on.

You think a rigid is a hardon.

Your scariest biker experience was waiting for your nw bike financing to be approved.

The bank holds the title to your bike.

You think helmets actually protect your head.
You own a lap dog.
You bought a new Yamaha because you think "Hey, everyone will think its a Harley"

You carry a cell phone, a toothbrush, and fresh underwear in your tool bag.

You know you're a yuppie biker if you go to Sturgis, camp at Glencoe in a monster motorhome.

When people mention Easy Rider you remember your secretary getting bombed at the office xmas party.

If you don't know you're a yuppie biker

You have more different kinds of cycle polish than lubricants in your garage
You don't know who Sonny Barger is.
You refer to Harley-Davidson as "the motor company" or "the boys in Milwaukee"!
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I read in the local police report the other day that someone's SUV had been broken into and amoung the items taken were a pair of $485.00 HD prescription sunglasses. Now I know stealin ain't right,but if you can buy $485.00 sunglasses, I find it hard to feel sorry for you. Probably a good thing the owner of the SUV was wearing his HD boxers or the thief would have taken those too.

They got H-D boxers? No wonder I've been out of sorts lately. On my way to the dealer. My boys need to suspended by the best; genuine MoCo boxers!
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i always wear boxers... but hey moco makes em... I can have a little Milwaukee iron in my pants... whoo hooo. Is that like an erector set?
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I read in the local police report the other day that someone's SUV had been broken into and amoung the items taken were a pair of $485.00 HD prescription sunglasses. Now I know stealin ain't right,but if you can buy $485.00 sunglasses, I find it hard to feel sorry for you. Probably a good thing the owner of the SUV was wearing his HD boxers or the thief would have taken those too.
Honestly thats not really that bad, when I went to get my reading glasses the had HD glasses and all those damn perscription glasses were retardedly expensive and once you throw any UV protectant and scratch resistant coating your bumping most of those to that price range.
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Old 05-16-2011, 10:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Everyone has a Harley something or another, hat, sticker ya see it more than the American flag Back to the peace of sh!! Driver.
I'm not going to feel bad because live in a nice house or drive a nice car (Chevy) and I don't live in fear of any patch PD or any other.
And if a car, truck or what ever acts as if can't see me! Well I kick there mirror off, you don't use it- ya don't need it
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Everyone has a Harley something or another, hat, sticker ya see it more than the American flag Back to the peace of sh!! Driver.
I'm not going to feel bad because live in a nice house or drive a nice car (Chevy) and I don't live in fear of any patch PD or any other.
And if a car, truck or what ever acts as if can't see me! Well I kick there mirror off, you don't use it- ya don't need it
geez, don't get yer panties in a wad there...

Yep, saw a dude kick a side mirror off'n a cage once. Also saw him get shot in the back a coupla seconds later...just sayin'
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:37 PM   #17 (permalink)
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geez, don't get yer panties in a wad there...

Yep, saw a dude kick a side mirror off'n a cage once. Also saw him get shot in the back a coupla seconds later...just sayin'
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:41 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Yeah, dem bass-turds ain't got no sense of humor!
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Old 05-17-2011, 05:36 AM   #19 (permalink)
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When I started riding , the local dealer would GIVE ya a t-shirt if ya spent $50-100. $25-50 got ya a free Iron Horse , SuperCycle or EZ Riders.
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Old 05-17-2011, 06:54 AM   #20 (permalink)
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you guys kickin cars and shit better know how to ride if youve never done this before there is a counter force to the force u are applyin.
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