Originally Posted by JayD
that comes with heat and a bad thirst...
if you want to have a laught, next time you pass your buddy a tinnie...(can of beer) rip out your buck knife with out him seeing it and plunge the tip of the blade in the can just under the front of the opening...just a little horizontal slit and watch him/her as they try and work out why they are dribbling beer down their front...lol.
Or, hand 'em a CAN of beer after they've been drinking longnecks... Every time I do that, the can of beer doesn't make it to my mouth before I'm pouring it on my shirt buttons.
I like that idea, though! Hilarious!
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