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Old 11-12-2012, 04:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Six times in two days I tried to take a sip of my beer with the cap still on the bottle.
that comes with heat and a bad thirst...

if you want to have a laught, next time you pass your buddy a tinnie...(can of beer) rip out your buck knife with out him seeing it and plunge the tip of the blade in the can just under the front of the opening...just a little horizontal slit and watch him/her as they try and work out why they are dribbling beer down their front...lol.
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Old 11-12-2012, 05:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Been there, done that. The battery maintainer I use now has a little light that glows when it's hooked up and I've trained myself to check for it.
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Old 11-12-2012, 06:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Been there, done that. The battery maintainer I use now has a little light that glows when it's hooked up and I've trained myself to check for it.
This one has a little green light that came on but I guess the battery itself turned the light on. lol Chalk it up to lesson learned so I hope it wont happen again
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Old 11-12-2012, 07:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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that comes with heat and a bad thirst...

if you want to have a laught, next time you pass your buddy a tinnie...(can of beer) rip out your buck knife with out him seeing it and plunge the tip of the blade in the can just under the front of the opening...just a little horizontal slit and watch him/her as they try and work out why they are dribbling beer down their front...lol.
Or, hand 'em a CAN of beer after they've been drinking longnecks... Every time I do that, the can of beer doesn't make it to my mouth before I'm pouring it on my shirt buttons.

I like that idea, though! Hilarious!
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Six times in two days I tried to take a sip of my beer with the cap still on the bottle.
It's not open when she brings it to you?
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:42 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I hung an engine in a car, and tried to turn it over with a wrench,

locked up solid. DAMN! Pulled the engine back out, now it turns turns freely.

A spring on the clutch pedal made it feel like there was resistance,

but in reality the freakin' hydraulic clutch master reservoir was empty,

pressing the clutch was useless, and the tranny was in gear.
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:37 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Six times in two days I tried to take a sip of my beer with the cap still on the bottle.
Although you've gotta admire that's consistency. At least you don't gotta worry about lifting up the toilet cover when you take a piss and making a mess in your bathroom.


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Old 11-12-2012, 10:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Sounds like he'll just piss on the lid.
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Old 11-12-2012, 10:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Sounds like he'll just piss on the lid.
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