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Rockerbox1 · 10-06-2009, 10:57 PM

for weeks and weeks, day after day Fred and Edna would meet in the TV room at the nursing home. they would park their wheelchairs side by side, Edna always brought a blanket to throw over their laps.
Secretly, under the blanket, she would massage Fred's member.
Fred just loved it, and this went on day after day, same time every day.

One day when Edna got to the TV room, Fred wasn't there, she began to worry. the next day he still didn't show up, or the next. After several days she began to think he had passed away, and got very depressed. she missed stroking him while he whispered sweet nothings into her ear.

After a period of grieving, Edna finally decided to go about her days as she had in the past. she went to the lunch room for dinner, and was shocked by what she saw. There was Fred, sitting in his wheel chair, side by side with another woman. They had a blanket thrown over their laps, so she knew what was going on.
Edna returned to her room and stewed over the fact Fred had abandoned her for another woman. she went to his room later that night to confront him over what she had discovered.
He tried to appologize, she wouldn't hear it, so she asked, "Just what does this woman have that I don't Have?'
Fred just looked at her and replied, "parkinsons"