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10-09-2009, 02:20 PM
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Mentally unstable.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Pennsyltucky
Posts: 6,627
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I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
I single-handedly disarmed a 5 year old of a water pistol yesterday, never let my grass exceed 4.24" over the entire summer, always kept the pool chlorine within spec, changed my oil at or before 3000 miles on 2 cars and a motorcycle, and......AND, rebuilt my toilet, and put recyclables out, bi-weekly, as instructed by my municipality.
Where's my fuken award?
MSN now says, Obimbo got his award NOT for the things he's done, (other then just give countless tax dollars to everyone but the people that paid into it) but got the award for the speaches he gave.
Well.....ain't that the shits. Some doosh-knuckle getting paid $30,000 a year to write his speaches stays up half the night, writing stuff so Obimbo doesn't stand there, going, "Uhm....uh....ah" the whole speach, and OBAMA is the one that gets the award.
What a puppet..........
The entire Democratic Congress has their hands up his ass so far, he has to be careful closing his mouth as to not bite their fingers, while Nazi Pelosi and her palette of make-up for a face, claps her hands, giggling and laughing during the entire open session.....
The circus has officially come to town folks.
If you feel YOU should have gotten the NPP, post up and tell us why. 
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10-09-2009, 02:28 PM
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"Ain't quite right"
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,928
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I should win the Peace Prize, I recently sprayed air freshener in my office, relieving my officemates of the foul odor of my recent gas emission...it was terrifyingly horrible.
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Your thread is boring, let's change the subject...
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.....Motive we know
he aint quite right.....
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Originally Posted by XDixiecratX
Well Motive, stay out of Vegas, cause you aint playin with a full deck.
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10-09-2009, 02:29 PM
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ready for FOWL play?
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 3,881
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cause I haven't killed anyone
yet!
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If there was no wrong, there could be no right
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10-09-2009, 02:29 PM
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ready for FOWL play?
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Motive
I should win the Peace Prize, I recently sprayed air freshener in my office, relieving my officemates of the foul odor of my recent gas emission...it was terrifyingly horrible.
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10-09-2009, 02:31 PM
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"Ain't quite right"
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,928
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The Gipper's speeches were far superior...not even comparable really.
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'08 DX:
Mirrors-Reactor Wheels and Pulley- CFR- Grips-Metz 260- Drag Bars-Turn Signal Relocation-Topless
Your thread is boring, let's change the subject...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
.....Motive we know
he aint quite right.....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by XDixiecratX
Well Motive, stay out of Vegas, cause you aint playin with a full deck.
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10-09-2009, 02:31 PM
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Parka is off
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Taxachucetts
Posts: 2,947
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I deserve cause I could use a piece of a.....can I use this word.
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10-09-2009, 02:36 PM
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What?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazos, Texas
Posts: 2,330
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Because I didn't k...... No wait, I did......
Because I did let that guy in the next lane get aw... No wait I didn't......
Because I didn't put the.... no wait, I did.......
Because I did offer some help to the lad....... No wait, I didn't.....
Hhhmmmmm, I didn't know there was going to be a test today........ Or I would have done something to earn a peace prize.... Wait, King barrack the Almighty didn't do anything, so shouldn't I get one too??!!
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10-09-2009, 02:36 PM
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Just Chillin..
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 338
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I should win the peace prize because I can think for myself. I can disagree with someone and don't have to make think my way. I to have use air freshener when needed. I to have, never killed anyone but if I could get away with it.....
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10-09-2009, 03:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Washington State
Posts: 274
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I think the thought behind giving him his "ever so deserved award" is;
how can he escalate the war in Afghanistan by sending more troops now that he has won the Nobel for Peace???
It may just be a politically motivated move.
Just my perspective on it.......
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10-09-2009, 03:48 PM
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HERD # 00029
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: UTAH
Posts: 6,853
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Fort Hood, Texas, November 5th, 2009
Rest in Peace my Brothers
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