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10-10-2009, 11:04 AM
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Mentally unstable.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Pennsyltucky
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Another guy walks into a bar..
Says to the bartender, "Gimme 3 shots of Jack."
Bartender says, "Wow...ya celebrating something?"
Guy says, "Yep.....my first blow-job!"
Bartender says, "Congrats!! Lemme buy you one on the house!!"
Guy says, "Naw.....if three don't get this taste out of my mouth, a fourth one won't help..." 
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DISCLAIMER: Any information, advice or child raising tips I give on this forum should be taken with a grain of salt, 8 hours sleep and at least 6 beers.
Following my instructions will likely lead to death, mental retardation and/or bodily injury, consistant with eating lead-based paint chips, and by doing so, will release me, my family and my dog from any legal action(s) for listening to anything I recommended. 
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10-10-2009, 11:09 AM
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Yep
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Moore, Ok
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Uhg. May want to use some cheap tequila instead. |
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10-10-2009, 11:20 AM
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"Ain't quite right"
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Texas
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nasty
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Mirrors-Reactor Wheels and Pulley- CFR- Grips-Metz 260- Drag Bars-Turn Signal Relocation-Topless
Your thread is boring, let's change the subject...
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.....Motive we know
he aint quite right.....
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Originally Posted by XDixiecratX
Well Motive, stay out of Vegas, cause you aint playin with a full deck.
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10-10-2009, 11:23 AM
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ready for FOWL play?
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Location: USA
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eeewwwllllllllllll........that joke didn't help my hangover and dry heaves at all, thanks!
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If there was no wrong, there could be no right
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10-10-2009, 11:24 AM
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Mentally unstable.
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
eeewwwllllllllllll........didn't help my hangover and dry heaves at all, thanks!
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So, I can't interest you in a geasey pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray, with a glass of warm snot to wash it down? 
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HERD meber #10
DISCLAIMER: Any information, advice or child raising tips I give on this forum should be taken with a grain of salt, 8 hours sleep and at least 6 beers.
Following my instructions will likely lead to death, mental retardation and/or bodily injury, consistant with eating lead-based paint chips, and by doing so, will release me, my family and my dog from any legal action(s) for listening to anything I recommended.
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10-10-2009, 11:25 AM
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Location: Midwest
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a classic...that joke is older than me...and that's old..lol
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10-10-2009, 11:26 AM
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ready for FOWL play?
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Originally Posted by Dave63
So, I can't interest you in a geasey pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray, with a glass of warm snot to wash it down? |
(BLEEEAAAHHHHHHH) no, I think I'll pass
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10-10-2009, 11:28 AM
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Appalachian American
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Lexington Ky.
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It still is sreel to hear, damn thats nasty.
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10-10-2009, 11:34 AM
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I Got the Chicken!!!
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Riding the "Field"!!!
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Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
(BLEEEAAAHHHHHHH) no, I think I'll pass
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How about a dark rum and cottage chesse float??? 
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come here puppy....I got ur biscuit
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Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
DOH!!!!!!!! this is gonna hurt in the morning.
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Last edited by V-Girl : 10-10-2009 at 11:39 AM.
Reason: rum not run....duhhhhhh
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10-10-2009, 11:38 AM
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"Ain't quite right"
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Texas
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nasty f'ers
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'08 DX:
Mirrors-Reactor Wheels and Pulley- CFR- Grips-Metz 260- Drag Bars-Turn Signal Relocation-Topless
Your thread is boring, let's change the subject...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
.....Motive we know
he aint quite right.....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by XDixiecratX
Well Motive, stay out of Vegas, cause you aint playin with a full deck.
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