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Monk · 10-12-2009, 09:41 AM

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Subject: How bad is the economy?

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. (Oh
Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the
people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!)

Wait... why'm'I laughin..?

vlade · 10-12-2009, 09:58 AM

Sad but true

gruss · 10-12-2009, 09:59 AM

toorglide · 10-12-2009, 10:26 AM

Dick Cheney has a fountain pen named

Annihilation

"WTF" does he need a shot gun for

**Dave63** · 10-12-2009, 11:09 AM

Just remember folks..... these same people that can't handle your money, want to handle your Heath Care.

I can die on my own, thanks.

toorglide · 10-12-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave63

Just remember folks..... these same people that can't handle your money, want to handle your Heath Care.

I can die on my own, thanks.

i just heard on CNN this a.m. that a family of 4 can expect to pay an additional $4k a year under this new plan

i only hope that the new Nobel prize winner has more common sense than that

**Dave63** · 10-12-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by toorglide

i just heard on CNN this a.m. that a family of 4 can expect to pay an additional $4k a year under this new plan

i only hope that the new Nobel prize winner has more common sense than that

That's $1000 every 3 months. I don't pay that NOW for my family and myself.

Then again, how are low-life, hand out, losers supposed to get health insurance if the working folks aren't paying for it?

Stop the ride.....I wanna get off.

Rockerbox1 · 10-12-2009, 02:04 PM

I was just watching on FOX news a few minutes ago that they (SloBamas staff) are denying this.......imagine that.

I will say that insurance companies will almost certainly loose some money as people who might qualify for the national plan will drop their paid coverage to get it free elsewhere...thusfore I think the private helthcare nazis will have to raise rates

Rockerbox1 · 10-12-2009, 02:06 PM

the $4000 a year rate hike will be by the year 2019....by that time we'll all be slaves chained to the whitehouse lawn anyway

**Dave63** · 10-12-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockerbox1

the $4000 a year rate hike will be by the year 2019....by that time we'll all be slaves chained to the whitehouse lawn anyway

Thank god. At least as a slave, I have an owner, that's responsible to feed me, and give me health care for free. Oh wait......isn't that Socialism? I get them mixed up...........