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10-23-2009, 01:49 PM
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No lib hippie sh!t..
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Annapolis, MD
Posts: 790
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Are you a Republican, Democrat, or Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide..
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!*BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click*.*.*.. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!
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"Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave."
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10-23-2009, 01:53 PM
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Mentally unstable.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Pennsyltucky
Posts: 6,627
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Republi-neck
I know better then to reload. One clip is enough. He may have friends......... The second clip's for them.
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DISCLAIMER: Any information, advice or child raising tips I give on this forum should be taken with a grain of salt, 8 hours sleep and at least 6 beers.
Following my instructions will likely lead to death, mental retardation and/or bodily injury, consistant with eating lead-based paint chips, and by doing so, will release me, my family and my dog from any legal action(s) for listening to anything I recommended. 
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10-23-2009, 02:37 PM
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HERD # 00029
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: UTAH
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you gotta ask ?
just hold still..... 
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We will not forget our fallen Hero's...
Fort Hood, Texas, November 5th, 2009
Rest in Peace my Brothers
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10-23-2009, 03:04 PM
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What?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazos, Texas
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Definitely a republineck..........
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10-23-2009, 03:18 PM
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Boooya!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: san diego
Posts: 1,536
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he he he
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Eve left Adam, to meet the Devil in private.
- Alexander Pope
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
- Les Dawson
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
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10-23-2009, 03:20 PM
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CHOPPA RIDN MADNESS
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a van down by the river
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I would take his weapons and check his pockets after One bullet to the head why waste ammo on a piece of chit.
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Nothing better than downing beers and throwing lead.
Except riding my Sled. 
"If you treat me good,Ill treat you better.
If you treat me bad Ill treat you Worse."
Lifes journay is not to arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,but to skid in sideways,totaly worn out,shouting"Holy Shit what a fukin ride"...
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10-23-2009, 03:21 PM
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Mentally unstable.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Pennsyltucky
Posts: 6,627
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Badassbrutus
I would take his weapons and check his pockets after One bullet to the head why waste ammo on a piece of chit.
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Damn......I forgot to roll my guy, and check for cash. IDIOT...!!!!
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HERD meber #10
DISCLAIMER: Any information, advice or child raising tips I give on this forum should be taken with a grain of salt, 8 hours sleep and at least 6 beers.
Following my instructions will likely lead to death, mental retardation and/or bodily injury, consistant with eating lead-based paint chips, and by doing so, will release me, my family and my dog from any legal action(s) for listening to anything I recommended.
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10-23-2009, 03:23 PM
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HERD # 00029
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: UTAH
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave63
Damn......I forgot to roll my guy, and check for cash. IDIOT...!!!! |
i got it.......
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We will not forget our fallen Hero's...
Fort Hood, Texas, November 5th, 2009
Rest in Peace my Brothers
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10-23-2009, 04:26 PM
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ready for FOWL play?
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 3,878
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I'm kinda in between on this one........Oh, yeah, i'd shoot him, but, not kill him, yet. One bullet in each kneecap, one in the groin, one in each elbow, and one in each shoulder. then check his pockets, take a piss on his face, then walk away and let him bleed out
but that's just me
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If there was no wrong, there could be no right
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10-23-2009, 04:37 PM
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CHOPPA RIDN MADNESS
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a van down by the river
Posts: 5,630
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But why waste ammo shoot him in the neck the blugin him in the face witht the butt of your pistol.Amatures.....Savin rounds is a must.
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Nothing better than downing beers and throwing lead.
Except riding my Sled.
"If you treat me good,Ill treat you better.
If you treat me bad Ill treat you Worse."
Lifes journay is not to arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,but to skid in sideways,totaly worn out,shouting"Holy Shit what a fukin ride"...
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