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Old 10-24-2009, 03:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It's saturday. I'm in the garage, rebuilding a carb, drinking beer, watching Speed Vision. A commercial comes on for "Focus Factor....Helps you remember things!!"

I need some of this stuff...

I was drinking last night, and now today, I can't find my truck keys, my reading glasses OR the underwear I was wearing yesterday....
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Old 10-24-2009, 03:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-24-2009, 03:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's saturday. I'm in the garage, rebuilding a carb, drinking beer, watching Speed Vision. A commercial comes on for "Focus Factor....Helps you remember things!!"

I need some of this stuff...

I was drinking last night, and now today, I can't find my truck keys, my reading glasses OR the underwear I was wearing yesterday....
keys are in the truck (locked), glasses are on top of ur head, underwear is on backwards.....(yellow stain in front, brown in back)...LMAO
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Old 10-24-2009, 03:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And how's yur head feel???
A tad fuzzy at first, but now great. I'm a professional.
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Old 10-24-2009, 05:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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