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Lie Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter's desk at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. Heasked, "What are all those clocks there for ?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that ?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, idicating that she nevr told a lie" "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St Peter responded "That's George Washington's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that George Washinton told only two lies his entire life." "Where's Obama's clock ?" asked the man. "Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it for a ceiling fan."
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