No Bell Piece Prize

[Blackdog 15]

John was in the fertilized egg business.




He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'


and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.


He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.


Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.


Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.


John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!


When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.


To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.


He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.


The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out
how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


Vote carefully next year,
the bells are not always audible.

[RubberDown]

[nolafishr]

That is Great, Gotta Love it!

[MrMarty51]

Originally Posted by Blackdog 15

John was in the fertilized egg business.




He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'


and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.


He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.


Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.


Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.


John's favourite rooster, obama, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed obamas bell hadn't rung at all!


When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.


To John's amazement, obama had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.


He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of obama, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.


The result was the judges not only awarded obama the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly obama was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out
how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


Vote carefully next year,
the bells are not always audible.

Had to go in and do a bit of editing to get it fixed right.

[streetnoyz]

yup yhats a winner!

[Dave63]

What made him a politician, wasn't his ability to win two awards, rather his ability to be sneaky, and undetectedly screw the population in his district for personal gain.

[XDixiecratX]

[zetaseven]

Amen brother, that says it all..

Heard a good story today about why Nancy Pelousy would'nt let the bill to drill in America for more oil come to a vote, she kept blocking it. Her and her Hubby are partners with T. Boone Pickens an his wind farms. So the biotch blocked the bills. We have some of the crookedest polititions in the world, it's a damn shame.

[gruss]

Originally Posted by zetaseven

Amen brother, that says it all..

Heard a good story today about why Nancy Pelousy would'nt let the bill to drill in America for more oil come to a vote, she kept blocking it. Her and her Hubby are partners with T. Boone Pickens an his wind farms. So the biotch blocked the bills. We have some of the crookedest polititions in the world, it's a damn shame.

agreed.....well said zeta

[MrMarty51]

Originally Posted by zetaseven

Amen brother, that says it all..

Heard a good story today about why Nancy Pelousy would'nt let the bill to drill in America for more oil come to a vote, she kept blocking it. Her and her Hubby are partners with T. Boone Pickens an his wind farms. So the biotch blocked the bills. We have some of the crookedest polititions in the world, it's a damn shame.

seems to be time for some good ol and get back to basics.