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Old 10-28-2009, 12:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So this guy calls me yesterday and want to know if he can borrow my chaps to wear to a Halloween party as part of his git up as a gay biker..That's right...A** less chaps..Want to rub his hairy man stuff on my chaps..I told him I had loaned them to a buddy for a road trip...aka...Dave...

So he tells me he's going down to the local HD dealer to buy a new pair, as they have a 15 day no questions asked return policy....I don't think I'll be shopping at that dealership any more...LOL...

So some dude is going to get himself a new pair of chaps for a Christmas present from his wife and wonder how he got the crabs...and so will his old lady...ROFLMAO....
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So this guy calls me yesterday and want to know if he can borrow my chaps to wear to a Halloween party as part of his git up as a gay biker..That's right...A** less chaps..Want to rub his hairy man stuff on my chaps..I told him I had loaned them to a buddy for a road trip...aka...Dave...

So he tells me he's going down to the local HD dealer to buy a new pair, as they have a 15 day no questions asked return policy....I don't think I'll be shopping at that dealership any more...LOL...

So some dude is going to get himself a new pair of chaps for a Christmas present from his wife and wonder how he got the crabs...and so will his old lady...ROFLMAO....
oh boy......
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........ Now that will make you wonder where your new threads have been..........
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........ Now that will make you wonder where your new threads have been..........
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Not so far.....

but I'll be test wearing in the future....
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but I'll be test wearing in the future....
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Do they stick to ur leg ?????
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So this guy calls me yesterday and want to know if he can borrow my chaps to wear to a Halloween party as part of his git up as a gay biker..That's right...A** less chaps..Want to rub his hairy man stuff on my chaps..I told him I had loaned them to a buddy for a road trip...aka...Dave...

So he tells me he's going down to the local HD dealer to buy a new pair, as they have a 15 day no questions asked return policy....I don't think I'll be shopping at that dealership any more...LOL...

So some dude is going to get himself a new pair of chaps for a Christmas present from his wife and wonder how he got the crabs...and so will his old lady...ROFLMAO....
Thanks for the loner-chaps, Lee.

Does anyone know how to wash DNA out of leather?
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Thanks for the loner-chaps, Lee.

Does anyone know how to wash DNA out of leather?
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So this guy calls me yesterday and want to know if he can borrow my chaps to wear to a Halloween party as part of his git up as a gay biker..
1. He called you
2. Obviously has your number
3. Knows you have chaps
4. Wants to borrow them
5. Wants to be a GAY biker for Halloween

WTF is he implying and WTF are you doing hanging out with wanna be queers? Jus'sayin!
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