» Site Navigation |
|
» » » » Motorcycle Forums
|
|
» Links |
|
|
|
 |
|
11-05-2009, 05:51 AM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
ready for FOWL play?
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 3,870
|
early Xmas poem
twas the night b4 Xmas
and all thru the house
not a creature was stirring
except my pet mouse
Ma in the whorehouse
dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
to a nice piece of ass
when all of a sudden
I heard sucha clutter
I ran to the window
to see what the matter
out on the lawn
I saw a big dikk
I knew at that moment
it must be saint prikk
he came down our chimney
like a bat outta hell
I knew at that moment
the dumbass musta fell
he filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dikk
for my brother, the queer
he flew up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew our chimney apart
he cursed and he cussed
as he flew outta sight
said "Piss on you all,
have a helluva night"
__________________
HERD #00025
If there was no wrong, there could be no right
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 01:47 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
No lib hippie sh!t..
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Annapolis, MD
Posts: 790
|
u got me rollin laughin..
i need what you're smokin..
__________________
Brad
Herd member #00028
"Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave."
I am having an out of money experience!!!
Visit my Opinion:
http://treadonthis.blogspot.com/
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 01:48 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
HERD # 00029
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: UTAH
Posts: 6,853
|
i wanna live where the opium grows like grass.......
__________________
We will not forget our fallen Hero's...
Fort Hood, Texas, November 5th, 2009
Rest in Peace my Brothers
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 01:49 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
Always M.I.A.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Alabama
Posts: 2,444
|
Dude....That's funny as hell! I just showed a couple buddies at work and we're still laughing our azzes off! ROFLMAO!
__________________
"The Herd" Member #: 0002
FXCWC: Harley-Davidson Rocker-C
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 02:01 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 2,819
|
I don't know if its just really really bad.. or really really funny....
ok.. funny   
__________________
The body can take damn near anything, its the mind that must be trained
He who desires peace, prepare for war
mmmmm... bork bork bork...
Official Herd Fluffer (damn I can't believe I did it)
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 02:09 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
"Ain't quite right"
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,921
|
Dig it 
__________________
'08 DX:
Mirrors-Reactor Wheels and Pulley- CFR- Grips-Metz 260- Drag Bars-Turn Signal Relocation-Topless
Your thread is boring, let's change the subject...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
.....Motive we know
he aint quite right.....
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by XDixiecratX
Well Motive, stay out of Vegas, cause you aint playin with a full deck.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 02:17 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
On medication
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 1,474
|
__________________
Herd #00058
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 02:22 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
Wide=Glide and Rider
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Chicago SW Burbs
Posts: 238
|
__________________
Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!
HERD Member 
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 06:48 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
I Got the Chicken!!!
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Riding the "Field"!!!
Posts: 1,640
|
__________________
"Official "Herd" Booze Taster" and Pole Dancer 
HERD MEMBER #00006  MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
come here puppy....I got ur biscuit
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
DOH!!!!!!!! this is gonna hurt in the morning.
|
|
|
|
|
|
11-05-2009, 07:06 PM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
ready for FOWL play?
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 3,870
|
Geezee folks.....
believe it or not, I memorized that when I was a freshman in highschool
that was in 1992
__________________
HERD #00025
If there was no wrong, there could be no right
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
