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11-06-2009, 05:50 PM
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hooray beer!
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chicken joke................
A girl named jane received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Jane tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else she could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, Jane was fed up and she yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Jane shook the parrot; the parrot got angrier and even ruder. Jane, in desperation, threw up her hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that she'd hurt the parrot, Jane quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jane's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." Jane was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As she was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the CHICKEN did wrong?"
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11-06-2009, 06:07 PM
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Mentally unstable.
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Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha................that's funny. 
So does that mean we need to put Obama in a freezer? Did I get that right?
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Following my instructions will likely lead to death, mental retardation and/or bodily injury, consistant with eating lead-based paint chips, and by doing so, will release me, my family and my dog from any legal action(s) for listening to anything I recommended. 
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11-06-2009, 06:40 PM
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I Got the Chicken!!!
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HERD MEMBER #00006  MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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come here puppy....I got ur biscuit
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DOH!!!!!!!! this is gonna hurt in the morning.
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11-06-2009, 06:50 PM
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11-08-2009, 12:46 AM
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hysterical!!!
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He who desires peace, prepare for war
mmmmm... bork bork bork...
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11-08-2009, 08:25 AM
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CHOPPA RIDN MADNESS
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Hehe...Yet Tasty...lol
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Except riding my Sled. 
"If you treat me good,Ill treat you better.
If you treat me bad Ill treat you Worse."
Lifes journay is not to arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,but to skid in sideways,totaly worn out,shouting"Holy Shit what a fukin ride"...
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11-08-2009, 10:08 AM
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rude parrot
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Hehe...Yet Tasty...lol
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11-08-2009, 05:38 PM
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I Got the Chicken!!!
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Its raw! 
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come here puppy....I got ur biscuit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
DOH!!!!!!!! this is gonna hurt in the morning.
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11-08-2009, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by V-Girl
Its raw! |
you know how to deep fry 
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11-09-2009, 12:50 AM
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Nice one
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