An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker."Hey how much do you charge for da hour sister?he asks.
"100,"she replies.
In broken english he says"Do you do Immigrant style?"
"No" she says.
I pay you $200 to do Immigrant style?
"No" she says.not knowing what Immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300".
"No,she says.
"I pay you $400".
"No" she says.
So finnaly he says,"OK,I pay $1000 to do Immigrant style".
She thinks,"Well Ive been in the game for over 10 years now.Ive
had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.How bad could Immigrant style be?
So she agrees and has sex with him.
They do it in every possible way and in every possible position.
Finally,after several hours they finish.
Exhausted the hooker turns to him and says,"Hey I was expecting
somthing perverted and disgusting".
But that was good.So exactly whats Immigrant style?
The Illegal Immigrant replies"You send bill to Goverment"......
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