Two Deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage
they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they cant see each other signing,or read lips.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings,the wife figures out a solution.
She writes a note to her husband:Honey,why dont we agree on some simple signals?
For instance at night if you want to have sex with me reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you dont want to have sex reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks great idea.he writes back to his wife that if she wants to have sex with him reach over and pull his penis one time.
If she dosnt want to have sex reach over and pull his penis two hundred and fifty times.......
__________________
Nothing better than downing beers and throwing lead.
Except riding my Sled.
"If you treat me good,Ill treat you better.
If you treat me bad Ill treat you Worse."
Lifes journay is not to arrive at the grave safely
in a well preserved body,but to skid in sideways,totaly worn out,shouting"Holy Shit what a fukin ride"...
"Official "Herd" Booze Taster" and Pole Dancer 
MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
2009 Farmington Dragway Motorcycle Class Champion
Linear Mode
