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Old 02-24-2013, 09:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Found several cases of 9mm ammo!

The ammo situation is getting desperate

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of .22LR ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead
gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a
trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just
what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"
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Old 02-24-2013, 09:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The ammo situation is getting desperate

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of .22LR ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead
gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a
trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just
what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"
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Talking Found several cases of 9mm ammo!

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of 9 mm ammo.

On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"

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WTF just happened?


Funny, the first time
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She stuck two .38's in my face and then pulled out her gun.
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She stuck two .38's in my face and then pulled out her gun.
Pulled out her gun ? Ewwwwwwwww.
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Funny, the first time
Same story posted in another thread, because we didn't see the first thread. I hardly ever do a search on jokes before I post them.

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