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10-22-2009, 02:24 PM
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Mentally unstable.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Pennsyltucky
Posts: 6,627
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Interesting conversation....
Wife: "Mail's here!"
Me: ............{silence}
Wife: "Who do we know from Texas?"
Me: "A few people, why?"
Wife: "There's a package here from Texas...."
Me: "Well.....can I have it?"
**opening package**
Wife: "It's a tv remote."
Me: "Very good, honey..."
Wife: "What's it for?"
Me: "A tv....like you just said...."
Wife: "No....I mean why is someone sending you a tv remote?"
Me: {{Thinking of a smart-assed comment...}} "To stripe it."
Wife: "Huh?"
Me: "To stripe it."
Wife: "You can't stripe something that small.....!"
Me: {one of those looks} "Never say never, honey." Pecks wife on the cheek, slaps her in the ass (Thinks to self, man....it sure is bigger then when we got married....) and heads down to garage.
It'll be completely dry by the end of the weekend, reassembled (I hope........) and shipped back home.
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DISCLAIMER: Any information, advice or child raising tips I give on this forum should be taken with a grain of salt, 8 hours sleep and at least 6 beers.
Following my instructions will likely lead to death, mental retardation and/or bodily injury, consistant with eating lead-based paint chips, and by doing so, will release me, my family and my dog from any legal action(s) for listening to anything I recommended. 
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10-22-2009, 02:28 PM
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Reverend Glyde #33
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Sault Ste. Marie, Ont Canada.
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Man you are gonna have a lot of remotes in the mail.
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10-22-2009, 02:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 294
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Awesome!
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Patience is a virtue but flipping someone off feels better.
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10-22-2009, 03:08 PM
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ready for FOWL play?
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 3,881
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you better hope your wiffy doesn't read on these forums......ur gonna be in deep SH!T
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If there was no wrong, there could be no right
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10-22-2009, 03:21 PM
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On medication
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 1,474
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That is slicker than sh*t Dave
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10-22-2009, 03:31 PM
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What?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazos, Texas
Posts: 2,330
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SWEET!!
When I get it back should I use it?? Or wait a few years and Ebay that thing as a Big Daddy Dave original??!!
One more thing Dave I meant to drop in a 5 spot to cover shipping back, I didn't, so PM me your paypal and let me cover that.....
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"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
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10-22-2009, 03:33 PM
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My Dixie Wrecked
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockerbox1
you better hope your wiffy doesn't read on these forums......ur gonna be in deep SH!T
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thinkin the same chit  mine knows she can read all the post without loggin on 
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John 11:16 Therefore Thomas, who is called Didymuss, said to his fellow disciples, "Let us also go, so that we may die with Him."
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10-22-2009, 03:38 PM
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Mentally unstable.
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Pennsyltucky
Posts: 6,627
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RubberDown
SWEET!!
When I get it back should I use it?? Or wait a few years and Ebay that thing as a Big Daddy Dave original??!!
One more thing Dave I meant to drop in a 5 spot to cover shipping back, I didn't, so PM me your paypal and let me cover that..... |
Use it. I'll be famous after I'm dead. Isn't it always that way?
Don't worry about the return postage. I got it. The $2.00 isn't gonna rock my checking accou...... .......well....maybe a little. 
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HERD meber #10
DISCLAIMER: Any information, advice or child raising tips I give on this forum should be taken with a grain of salt, 8 hours sleep and at least 6 beers.
Following my instructions will likely lead to death, mental retardation and/or bodily injury, consistant with eating lead-based paint chips, and by doing so, will release me, my family and my dog from any legal action(s) for listening to anything I recommended.
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10-22-2009, 03:45 PM
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What?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazos, Texas
Posts: 2,330
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave63
Use it. I'll be famous after I'm dead. Isn't it always that way?
Don't worry about the return postage. I got it. The $2.00 isn't gonna rock my checking accou...... .......well....maybe a little. |
3.35 but you made your bed............ 
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"Lead paint chips are chewy and sweet."
"Double Secret Agent 00019 of the Herd"
"Official Herd Short Bus Driver"
"It's not my fault those women posed nude, but it would be an insult not to look at them now..... "
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in." H. Simpson
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10-22-2009, 04:13 PM
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I Got the Chicken!!!
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Riding the "Field"!!!
Posts: 1,640
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Coolest remote around!!!
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come here puppy....I got ur biscuit
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DOH!!!!!!!! this is gonna hurt in the morning.
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