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Old 10-22-2009, 05:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dam chipmunk

Got the new woodburning stove in today no problem delivery guys were good on time everything. AS the guys are leaving dam chipmunk ran in though that garage door right into the basement, little son of a bitch.

So now now I'm running around yelling at the little bastard to get the hell out my house!!! Yelling and chasing him through all the accumulated valuable crape we've acquired over 35 yrs. of marriage. The little sh!t is running through and around all the valuables can't catch the little bastard swinging at it with a broom stick handle and everything still yelling, now I'm hoarse.

Don't know if he's gone or just hiding, little pr..k. So I jump on the bike and make a run to the store and buy half dozen mouse traps. Go to grab peanut butter gone, oh crap!

So I need to do something to catch him, had to settle for an apple.

Do you guys know if the little pr..ks like apples?
Because if they don't I have to go to the store again at this time of day it's a pain in the ass.
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure they eat fruit. We have alot of them by my house and they seem to eat anything.
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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AHEM!! he is a Rodent where are your dryer sheets itll drive em out.
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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AHEM!! he is a Rodent where are your dryer sheets itll drive em out.
I had them on the floor the little bastard ran right over them. I'm gonna kill'm. I'll through down more in the basment.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm just laughing at/with you.. I don't know what you look like but I could just picture someone running through a basement swingin a broom at a rat.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm just laughing at/with you.. I don't know what you look like but I could just picture someone running through a basement swingin a broom at a rat.
Prolly looks like a chicken running around with its head cut off..............
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I had them on the floor the little bastard ran right over them......
Well.....at least his cotten, flannel jammies won't cling to him now........
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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And he will smell nice too.....
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm 5'6" 64yrs. Just a tad over weight, and swing a mean broom stick.
Little bastards ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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didnt you learn anything from last winter grab the shotgun....lol
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