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10-28-2009, 12:26 PM
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Parka is off
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Dam Woodpecker
I don't believe this 1st the chipmunk now a dam woodpecker is eating the side of my house, (I know they don't really eat the wood).
I happen to glance up at the front of my house and there are two holes one perfectly round, the other not so much. Then I watch as the dam thing lands on the siding and starts doing his thing with my fuken house!!! Son of a bitch!!
Called my kid 4yrs. of environmental science, he better know WTF is going on. Well proceeds to tell me that "most likely" the bird didn't go all the way through to the inside of the house, now get this it's just a mating ritual that they do to attract a mate. The little son of a bitch is recking my house just to get laid!!!!! Dam!!
The whole is about 15-20' off the ground I don't like heights so now I have to find a way to stop him, witch mean I need to hire a professional bird hit man.
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10-28-2009, 12:38 PM
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What?
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Location: Brazos, Texas
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Is he red and blue with a yellow beak.....?
Shotgun, he won't have to worry about attracting a mate.......
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10-28-2009, 12:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scol
I don't believe this 1st the chipmunk now a dam woodpecker is eating the side of my house, (I know they don't really eat the wood).
I happen to glance up at the front of my house and there are two holes one perfectly round, the other not so much. Then I watch as the dam thing lands on the siding and starts doing his thing with my fuken house!!! Son of a bitch!!
Called my kid 4yrs. of environmental science, he better know WTF is going on. Well proceeds to tell me that "most likely" the bird didn't go all the way through to the inside of the house, now get this it's just a mating ritual that they do to attract a mate. The little son of a bitch is recking my house just to get laid!!!!! Dam!!
The whole is about 15-20' off the ground I don't like heights so now I have to find a way to stop him, witch mean I need to hire a professional bird hit man.
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you'll here one loud "smack"....the bird will go down, and you will need to repair the 6" hole in the house.....  
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10-28-2009, 01:08 PM
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No lib hippie sh!t..
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ha, worst of luck..
u got a BB gun?
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10-28-2009, 03:53 PM
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"Riding for Tim" RIP
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: poplarville,MS
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more than likely he is just dulling his beek. had one that used to peak the gas tank out side my window at daylight. If their beek gets to sharp they will get stuck in a tree.
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10-28-2009, 03:57 PM
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Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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to bad you didn't live close to me, I got this pelit rifle and it works great on woodpeckers and groundhogs.
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10-28-2009, 04:18 PM
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ready for FOWL play?
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Scol....u just need to move
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10-28-2009, 04:20 PM
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TheBoss
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Location: Texas
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Yeah! Move but take the hole with you.
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10-28-2009, 04:29 PM
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AAANND,it`s time for.
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10-28-2009, 04:30 PM
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GO JOE !!!!!!!!
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