Ode to The HERD

[Dave63]

From our member Rockerbox1, written today, November 03, 2009.

Originally Posted by Rockerbox1

Ode to the HERD
for happy or sad
we try to be good
but usually we're bad

Some of us young
and some of us old
the HERD stands ever
so true and so bold

If this were an act
I'm sure we'd all know
If this were an audition
we'd all make the show

Boss34 takes orders
for stickers and patches
cause too many problems
and you get the axes

The noobs always ask
How do we join
it's simple really
just send me some coin

Gruss has many posts
he racks them up
Rockerbox1
well, he is just nuts

Monk got a parrot
perched on his shoulder
Scol just gets happier
as he gets older

BaBs lets us know
if something is gay
51 Pan Rider
stops in to say HEY

Z Harley's always
so full of cheer
Dave's having withdraws
someone give him a beer

Motive we know
he aint quite right
some of our members
only post in the night

DixieCrat'll git ya
if you have no intro
V-girl is
our resident nympho

Illegal Alien is in
Canada, eh
OZ Biker is
in Austraillia to stay

Lady biker travels
and sees many faces
Big Worm always
wins at the races

KB Olsen
is a dirty Ol lady
Reformed Hippy
is a little bit shady

Hot Pink Harley
cannot post pics
if you hate the HERD
ur nothing but prikks

So many members
so quick to greet
Badinfluence is trying
to get us to meet

JBone's new apes
I'm really diggin
that's a compliment
straight from a chicken

Juke is recovering
hope all is well
Facn8me just lurks
and sits for a spell

How many members
we'll get I wonder
Is RYEMAN a myth?
something to ponder

Bonsai, Check Valve
and Blackwell alike
all just want to
ride on their bikes

MrMarty lives
up in Montanna
has anyone seen
the dancing bananna?

Ruby4me
sticks 'round here like glue
the official HERD call...
someone shout "MOOOOO"

Didymuss is
HERD number 50
my chicken is gettin
V's puppy's stiffy

A retired soldier
Deep Purple is
NathanG post pics of
bikes that are his

the info we gain here
all jokes aside
is like eating a slice
of HOT cherry pie

HERD members are spread
all 'cross the map
few members have asses
I'd like to tap

The HERD comes together
just like a clan
if a member needs help
We all do what we can.

EZE always makes
our pictures larger
seeing the small ones's
gettin harder and harder

Panheads and shovels
and Evos abound
Ironheads RULE
no clownin around

What's the best pipes?
what oil to use?
a manual you need
to read and to use

Zeta seven
old coot on his scoot
he rides a sportster
and his guns he shoots

Come spend some time
thank you for stoppin
where there's always time
for bubblewrap poppin

Razzell 2
is one of our noobs
patches or stickers
he just can't choose

Toorglide alone
in Swantown he sits
searching internet porn
just lookin for titts

Gruss is much
of a post whore it seems
he just talks chit
cause he don't know beans

my vest is filling
with pins and patches
but this rooster needs
some little hen snatches

Blackdog 15 thinks
you can sleep when your dead
he rides on a bagger
and gets lots of................miles on his odometer

Craiger rides through
a firey hoop
sometimes our forum
is more like a chicken coupe

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Chris Lacey's just Chris
what more can I say
he travels for work
far far away

Nolafishr posts
new jokes every day
he keeps us all laughing
with what he does say

Double J comes around
every so often
Soccer's avatar's
bones are poppin

BamaHDRocker
is missing in action
Like a forum of sardines
the HERD is packed-in

ElPrez on the East coast
LC13 on the west
parts of out country
Midwest is the best

come join the HERD
you can join here
stay for a spell
and hand me a beer

sometimes we laugh
other times we cry
we all stick together
and we all know why

The HERD is full
of all different kinds
with one thing in common
the Harley on our minds

the moment has come
I must digress
will rhyme some more later
when I think up the rest.

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