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11-05-2009, 07:21 PM
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streetnoyz
His funny bone
must need reworked
He's startin to think
the Chicken's a dork
His avatar has
a cow with long tongue
licking his nose
he'll swallow when done
Are my lyrics beginning
to irritate street?
I'm driving him nuts
he's up on his feet
wanting to hunt me down
for my safety I fear
before he kills me
give me a last beer
I can't help but laugh
for mental pain
all of these poems
driving Streetnoyz insane
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11-05-2009, 07:23 PM
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TheBoss
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What the F*
He is a low numbered Member
Tell him to STOP
Before he becomes the next contender
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11-05-2009, 07:23 PM
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TheBoss
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That right there is TRUE Talent....
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11-05-2009, 07:25 PM
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Now Boss u should know
no talent it takes
that I am a poet
one of natures mistakes! 
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11-05-2009, 07:36 PM
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TheBoss
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A chicken that rhymes! Go figure! What next after the "C" cup!
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11-05-2009, 07:38 PM
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D cup usually
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11-05-2009, 07:45 PM
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TheBoss
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Unless you are holding your breath a little....that is a C! You sound like a dude saying.....YEAH....I'm a niner when in reality the only way he's a niner is when he ties a string to it and let's it hang with a MACK truck attached to the other end!
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11-05-2009, 07:49 PM
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and Boss......how you so much about how you gotta hold yer breath to make a bra fit properly?
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11-05-2009, 08:04 PM
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Boooya!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: san diego
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Oh chicken so crispy
tender and brown
pour another Beer
and all senses you drown.
make fun of the cow
who's tounge is so long
he'll crap on your head
or maybe your lawn
dont be a fried hen
who's cups ar a C
maybe if ur lucky
you'll wake up a D
quit holdin that jack
like youve never had one
pull the cork on it now
and forever be done.
i'm sorry my numbers
are low like boss said
maybe i'll find
a girl who likes.......tequila.
see what youve done
with all of your rhymes
I really am fuggin
with all of your time.
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- Dean Martin
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11-05-2009, 09:42 PM
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TheBoss
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