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Indian Larry
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A man walked into his crowded local bar, waved a revolver around and yelled,

"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"


A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You're gonna need more ammo!
 

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STAND AND FIGHT!
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A huge angry looking biker slams open the door in a quiet pub

and walks to the middle of the long crowded bar.

He shouts "barkeep gimmie a fookin' whiskey!"

he tosses it back, demands another, he looks the bar up and down and sneers,

waves his arm to his right and roars

"All you guys on this side of the bar are CORKSOAKERS!

Got anything to say about it?"
Nobody looks up.

He tosses back another whiskey and turns to the left and says

"All you guys on this side of the bar are MORTAR-FORKERS!

Got anything to say about it?"


A preppy looking guy on the end gets up and walks toward the biker,

who days "Oh So you want to make something of it?"

Guy ways "Oh no sir, I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."


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Letting the little head do the thinking has been shown

to occasionally put a feller in the morgue....

Just saying... :dunno


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