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A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular biker bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his motorcycle. After trying his keys on five other bikes, he finally found his own bike. He sat on his motorcycle in a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, and again on and off. He started his engine and pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed. "I doubt it," said the man, "You see, tonight I am the designated decoy... I haven't had a drink all day!"
 

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I am sure many greatly appreciate his sacrifice!! :drink
 

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First heard that one attributed to Cajuns in Lafayette, Louisiana......and I'd believe they'd try that. This ploy has merits making it worth trying.
 

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Yep....thats a gooden!
 

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LOL! Thats the best idea ever. I've seen some of the local police waiting, but normally its just for cars. I'd assume they don't want to cause an accident on a bike..Then again I haven't seen more than a handful of bikes ever getting hassled so what do I know. :p
 

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A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular biker bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his motorcycle. After trying his keys on five other bikes, he finally found his own bike. He sat on his motorcycle in a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, and again on and off. He started his engine and pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" he exclaimed. "I doubt it," said the man, "You see, tonight I am the designated decoy... I haven't had a drink all day!"


Classic.

Reminds me of what my friend and I do when we are out. We get up to the crotch rockets and rev our engines up like we wanna race then they take off like bats outta hell thinking they are all bad ass. We just take off normally and wait for them to let us know if any cops are on that route :)
 
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