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Fred went to bed one night and ended up at the pearly gates speaking with St. Peter.

Fred said, "I can't stay here in heaven, there's so much I haven't done on earth." St. Peter replied, "The only way that I can send you back to earth is in the form of a chicken."

Fred said ok to this deal. He then noticed he was in a farmyard pecking the ground and fluttering his feathers!! He HERD a voice say, "You're new here!" It was the lead rooster.

Fred replied, "Yes I am, but I have an awful stomach ache!" The rooster said, "that's because you're gettin ready to lay an egg!"

Fred replied, "What! An egg!" The rooster said, "you've never laid an egg before have you?"

The rooster said, "you have to hold your breath, concentrate, and push real hard and you'll lay the egg!"

Fred did and all of the sudden he laid the egg!

A moment later something hit him on the back of the head!

He awakened to find himself in bed with his wife and she was screaming at him, "Fred, you just chit in the bed!"
 

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doh!!!!!:laugh:laugh:laugh
 

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the real funny part is, Fred is only 26

you would expect that from a 76 yro Fred :laugh
 

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:laugh:laugh:laugh
 
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