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Fat Guy on the Ultra
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"Give it to me! Give it to me now!"
"I'm so fricking wet, I want it right now!" she yelled.

So I made her holler and scream for the rest of the trip.

It's my rain suit and she's not getting it...

SIMPLE TRUTH -1 Lovers help each other undress before sex.However after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH -2When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.
"THE FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!

:Condoms do not guarantee safe sex; a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!.

Do you know why baby diapers are called Luvs & Huggies while old people diapers are called Depends?

Cause if a baby craps their pants, you are still gonna Luv'em & Hug'em.
If an old person craps their pants, will they still be Luv'ed or Hugged?

That "Depends" on if your in the Will.

For my defense i did steal theae from a different forum. Just to funny not to share.

VA Fender Bender
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you are a bad man......
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