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You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation

when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition

stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a quarter million machine gun bullets."

The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache!"

By southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable."

Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment

until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Alabama , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina , Mississippi and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas he's just "Bubba" who's a little short on ammo.

Don’t you just love Texas?


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Damn, in California, I'd be a homicidal maniac. I gotta remember to stay away from that place.
 

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There ain't nothing there but......Well, yall know the rest. :laugh

In Alabama he'd be called my best buddy... LOL


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All you can do is shake your head and wonder how certain places are so out of touch with reality and just continue strolling into that imaginary world of " I know what's right for you "...:eek
 

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So THAT'S where all the ammo is........no wonder there's a shortage.....lol.
 

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My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a quarter million machine gun bullets."
Knows nothing about guns and is bad at math. Yep, sounds like a journalism grad to me.
 

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LOL, our sheriff made a raid on some home and they talked about the arsenal he had. They found 400 rounds of ammo in his stash. I remember thinking then I sure hope they don't come to my house, lol. I'd hate to see what they'd call what I have.
 

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A talking head was aghast that the story involved a 50CC machine gun.

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