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I could tell they were Amish. The bikes are all black......, but all the chrome threw me off. :D



Q: How can ya tell there's an Amish-******* living in your neighborhood?

A: He has a dead horse in the front yard, propped up on cynder blocks.
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Q: How do you satisfy an Amish woman?


A: With Two Mennonite. (say it to yourself, fast) :rofl:
 

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Amish Joshua was driving his horse and buggy, on his way to market, when he was pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper pointed to the rear of the buggy and stated it was missing the required reflective placard, and told Joshua he would be getting a citation for not having one.

While writing up the ticket, a horse fly kept buzzing around the Trooper's head. The Trooper shouted, "Damn horse fly!!"

"Oh no, Trooper, that's no horsefly, that's a CIRCLE fly." said Joshua.

"A circle fly.....what's that?" asked the Trooper.

"A circle fly circles around a horse's ass on a hot summer day." claimed Joshua.

"ARE YOU CALLING ME A HORSE'S ASS!?!" yelled the Trooper.

"Oh no Officer....." said Joshua, "But you can't fool them circle flies.....!!"
 
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