Ya'know, if you could just wave your wand and have any product you wanted,
somebody could easily build an effective gyroscopic stabilizer unit for a heavy motorcycle.
I would guess something the size and weight of a 10 lb iron plate weight from a barbell set,
if it was mounted close up under the bike's frame, pretty much out of sight, with it's axis up and down,
with a rider control, it could be spun up to very high speed when the bike slowed to a stop,
it would result in a force that would resist lean so much that the bike could stand up by itself,
so that the need to be able reach the ground with significant leverage
to control the bike's weight would be eliminated.
It could work well enough that you'd have to spin the gyro down to park the bike
and lean it over on it's kick stand.
The gyroscopic force's axis being vertical would allow the bike to steer around
corners and in parking lots at dead slow speeds, without fighting the gyro action.
The gyro would need to spin down quickly when the bike comes up to speed
so it would not interfere with the handling.
I want a cut if anybody develops this idea. I'm sure it's been patented long ago.
With so many boomer-bikers these days, maybe there would be a market?